My cat's compilation of confusing behaviors: Meow-stery language? 🤔

Looks like it's a little puffed up, maybe it saw something

You have something unclean in your house. Humans can't see it, only animals can

My cat has too many names: Mimi: Because my dad thought it was too much trouble to say the whole name, so he shortened it to Mimi. Mimi Cat: It's a dialect word in my area, meaning 'nothing'. Piggy Mimi: A pig who hasn't eaten three pounds of food in a month. Fuzai: Its formal name. The aunt at the adoption station said it was found with its whole body eaten by bugs and maggots. It was a long shot to save it (I hope it will be a lucky cat in the future, and will never be hungry or homeless again, plus I thought it was a male cat). Fufu: Its nickname, a term of endearment, also hoping it will be a lucky cat. In reality, it's a rebellious child! It's a female cat. Although it responds to all the names above, it doesn't like cat beds but loves human beds. It often fights with me and takes revenge on me when I'm not paying attention, playing with humans... but I can't help it, who told me to raise it

My cat has been gaining weight on cat food that costs 20+ yuan per pound. I found it on Taobao and can't find any ads or reviews. It's much better than those ads on TikTok

Every time I see someone stealing other people's cat videos to advertise, I say that if I see another account or advertiser stealing other people's videos and pretending to be an amateur blogger, I hope they all go bankrupt and get cancelled! 😡

My cat also does this after I wash and dry its favorite bed when it was a kitten

Anyone with a basic understanding of animal psychology knows that this is a manifestation of the kitten's long-term unmet needs. It clearly wants to leave your house and come live with me. Give me back my cat! 😠

There's something dirty floating on your roof, so the cat is getting puffed up and giving a warning. 👻

Kitten: For my kibble, I was clearly raised on my mom's milk! 🍼

I was wondering why it was still so small after more than a year. It's an old video

It's like when I was a kid and extremely bored, I'd look up and run around the yard yelling

My kitten's tail also shakes non-stop like a snake while it meows

Anyone with a basic understanding of animal behavior knows that this is a sign of dissatisfaction with its current living situation. It's expressing its desire to leave your house and come live with me. 😉

These sneaky advertisers are stealing other people's cats to advertise and make people anxious. I block them every time I see one. 😡

I checked the page, this cat just seems to like yelling and screaming

This cat is so cute, I wish my cat would suddenly be like this too. ❤️

It will play the part of the Tian Xiaocao cat in the cat meme, spinning around and saying "Why me?!" (replace with a relevant English meme reference if possible)

These days, all I hear is Chunbao, Chunbao. Now TikTok is recommending cats named Chunbao to me

Everyone, don't take close-up photos of your kittens! Some people will steal the kitten's facial information and steal money from its bank card. 😠

Is there something on the ceiling? It's looking at the ceiling and then at you. Is it warning you

I majored in pet science. Judging by that sound, it wants to come live with me. 😼

Those videos of chubby kittens with captions saying they ate so-and-so's cat food, and then people ask in the comments or subtly agree without saying it directly, and the creator replies to everyone... the advertising is so obvious, they think we're stupid

What's the baby saying? My cat heard it, ran out and started cuddling and licking me. 🥰

What did it say? My cat, who was just chirping, shut up immediately

Why is it puffed up? Is it scared of something? Check for cockroaches or other bugs. 🪳

It's okay, I'm bored at home and sometimes see my mom doing the same thing. 🤣

I keep seeing these videos. The kittens are always the same, but the names are different, and then people in the comments talk about what cat food their cats eat. It's so annoying

It's sending signals to the Trisolarans! Bad cat! Send it to me in Hebei and I'll get rid of it for you. 😈

It sounds like a bee buzzing in my lampshade. Someone downstairs keeps bees and they occasionally fly into my lampshade. My cat stares at it, wanting to catch it but can't. 🐝

So frustrating, I almost petted the orange cat at the shop next door today! It's been half a year and I still haven't been able to touch it. 😭

Cat: Mom, why did you make my cat scratch mat so short?! 😾

I turned up the volume and my cat ran to the wall to look at something

It's definitely cursing a lot. My cat was sleeping on me, but got up, stretched, and left as soon as it heard that. 😂

Be careful, it might be sending Earth's intelligence to Cat Planet, preparing to take over the world! 😼

My cat did the same thing once, staring at a spot and pacing back and forth while puffed up, then it ran to the top of the cabinet. I couldn't get it down with cat treats, but I didn't see anything

Are the cat treats and canned food on the roof? Go get them for your baby! 😿

My expensive ragdoll cat has been eating raw meat and Fregata since it was a kitten. People say it's not as good as Meow Mix

It's imitating the sound of prey to make the mosquito fly lower so it can catch it. 😼

Chunbao: Mom, wait a minute, I'm receiving messages from Cat Planet! 📡

I just saw an ad for Kotaro cat food, it was like every fourth video. I've been raising a cat since June or July and I usually buy 1kg bags of food. I get anxious every time I have to buy food and watch a bunch of reviews. I think the last time I was anxious about cat food was at the end of last year and this brand wasn't even in the reviews. Now it's everywhere! My cat hasn't tried it, so I can't comment. But the last time I saw this much advertising was when I was a freshman in college and wanted to buy makeup. I saw a ton of ads for [Brand Name - replace with a popular/over-advertised makeup brand in English speaking countries, e.g., 'ColorPop']. I'd say think carefully about the product if you see that much advertising

Anyone with a basic understanding of animal behavior knows that this reaction means your cat wants to leave you and come live with me. 😉

Kitten: Mommy, hurry! Give! Me! Treats! Now! 😻

Based on my years of experience with my daughter, I think it wants me to play with it. 😹

My cat also loves staring at the ceiling and meowing for no reason. Sometimes it jumps onto the cabinet to stare at the ceiling. I've observed several times, and I think it's watching the mosquitoes that have been accumulating in the light fixture for years. 🦟

Eight out of ten cat videos I see have sneaky ads, saying things like, "Gained weight after switching food!" or "No shedding, now allowed on the bed

Avoid Kotaro fish oil! That brand's always doing sneaky advertising, saying it "prevents heart disease" or "stops kittens from shedding." They steal other people's cat videos and slap on advertorial copy, preying on pet owners