Juliana Erdman
Published on.12/21/2024
My human's workout is my misery. The loud bangs scared the crap out of me, and I'm hiding in the corner, trembling
While working out, my human is slamming some weird thing on the ground. I'm shaking like a leaf, wanna cuss them out but can't beat them, so I just hide and sulk. It's so unfair
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Camden Romaguera -2024-12-23
Dog: This is definitely aimed at me, a precision strike! π
Presley Block -2024-12-23
Dog: Stop filming! Tell them to stop
Odessa Hartmann -2024-12-23
Dog: They don't care if I live or die
Ines Carter -2024-12-23
πΆ: I'm running everywhere! π
Fausto Klocko -2024-12-23
Every hit is on πΆ's little heart, haha
Estevan Krajcik -2024-12-23
These two hammer hits shattered the dog's soul rings
Iliana Wyman -2024-12-23
This must be exhausting for the dog, since dogs' ears are sensitive, right? π
Reyes Reinger -2024-12-23
Don't you even consider the safety of us dogs? π’
Maudie Skiles -2024-12-23
Doggo: Stop! Stop! π²π²
Columbus Bernier -2024-12-23
Doggo: Yeah, just hit me on the head already, it's too scary
Kallie Schroeder -2024-12-23
Doggo: Watashi, enough, enough
Dana Treutel -2024-12-23
The second time I watched it, I laughed so hard that snot came out of my nose. π
Alessia Howell -2024-12-23
πΆ: Oh my god, can you please watch out? Isn't my life worth anything
Kody Hermann -2024-12-23
But seriously... what does this even work out? π
Pete Zulauf -2024-12-23
πΆ: What is this thing that's about to hit me? π
Kobe Walter -2024-12-23
Doggo: It's the new year! Time for fireworks
Silas Conroy -2024-12-23
Haha, it shakes every time it bounces. o((β_β))o
Elvie Kozey -2024-12-23
Doggo: This is clearly not me... scaring myself
Sage Luettgen -2024-12-23
π
So real! π Powerless, I can only hide and get angry
Desmond Gusikowski -2024-12-23
Doggo: 'Is this the end of the world
Celia Gerlach -2024-12-23
No one cares about my feelings. πΆ
Candace Will -2024-12-23
βοΈοΈβ’ β‘β’)π¦ Haha, I'm dying of laughter
Susie Wehner -2024-12-23
Dog: Is there no one to speak up for me
Marcellus Jacobs -2024-12-23
πΆ: Every hit is on my head... head-ba! π
Mack Bosco -2024-12-23
Dog: I don't dare to open my eyes, I hope it's just my imagination~
Israel Koss -2024-12-23
(αΈαΈα³β¦π₯¦β¦αΈαΈα³ )
Keara Price -2024-12-23
Dogs have great hearing, it must be like a bombardment to them
Melyna Strosin -2024-12-23
Doggo: You're no different from those competitive walking grannies, you don't care about others at all! π
Alvis Nitzsche -2024-12-23
Doggo: 'Mom!! Look behind you, there's still a dog there! ππ
David Lubowitz -2024-12-23
Dog: Can't fight, can't bark. Okay, I'm going home. π
Pablo Legros -2024-12-23
This is pretty hard to control. I borrowed one from an old man at the park to try, played with it for half an hour, and now everything hurts. π
Kelton Larson-Beahan -2024-12-23
When I fight with my sister, my dog gets really excited and tries to bite her. I'm speechless. π±
Easton Hoppe -2024-12-23
I'm done, it's this darn thing, the neighbors keep slamming it from morning till night. π
Mikel Considine -2024-12-23
The dog is terrified! ππ Can't fight back, so I'll just turn a blind eye
Kelvin Kirlin -2024-12-23
Stop it, stop it! I've already backed away! If you keep going, I'm not going to be polite anymore! π
Bo Hoppe -2024-12-23
Dog: What am I going to do? I'm angry and frustrated
Connie Prosacco-Welch -2024-12-23
Doggo: You're still filming? Aren't you going to tell them to stop? Can't you see I'm scared? π
Jonas Ortiz -2024-12-23
My day was already annoying, and now I can't even stay in this house. π€¬
Douglas Funk -2024-12-23
I need to move, I can't take this anymore
Rahsaan Parker -2024-12-23
Oh, it can't hit me, I'm just scaring myself~
Rosalinda Swift -2024-12-23
Doggo: Between yelling and self-preservation, I think my life is more important haha
Karen Gislason-Pfannerstill -2024-12-23
When you meet someone who's completely unreasonable, yelling at them won't help.π₯²
Eusebio Collins -2024-12-23
Who in their right mind is doing exercise that puts my dog's life in danger
Fredy Leannon -2024-12-23
Dog: It hits the ground, but my face hurts
Pedro Koelpin -2024-12-23
Doggo: Human! Watch out, you almost hit me. π
Aida Lesch-Rosenbaum -2024-12-23
Dog: If you piss me off, I'll get all fluffy
Lynn Weber -2024-12-23
At first, it wasn't having it, but then it got scared into submission
Ronaldo Runolfsson -2024-12-23
I'll try to be fierce first... okay, I can't win. π
Keshawn Lueilwitz -2024-12-23
Dog: So it's true, women are dangerous regardless of age
Valentine Hintz-Pacocha -2024-12-23
Is it funny? The dog is so pitiful, it's scared
Anais Morar -2024-12-23
Doggo: Woof woof. Okay, I'll just go hide first
Ines Carter -2024-12-23
Dog: May the heavens bear witness to my loyalty! π’π’
Marcelle Klocko -2024-12-23
Doggo πΆ: My head is buzzing. ππ
Eileen Conn -2024-12-23
πΆ: What's the difference between this and randomly launching missiles
Elyssa Dach -2024-12-23
A dog's hearing is so sensitive, it must be unbearable
Paris Kozey -2024-12-23
Dog: Please, someone call the animal shelter to save me! Animal Shelter: She's called Old Seven, here's a π€¬π€¬ to you
Anahi Farrell -2024-12-23
Dog: Come here, if I hide, I'm a chicken! Dog: Okay, I'll just hide then, I'm a dog
Liliane Flatley -2024-12-23
Dog: This is how my days are, I can't take it anymore
Olin Lynch -2024-12-23
Dog: Oh my gosh~ they're dropping bombs here, I'm too scared to open my eyes, that was too scary for a dog
Rhianna Haley -2024-12-23
I think you still need to be careful, don't just laugh, if it actually gets hit, I think its life would be in danger
Anna Lynch -2024-12-23
Who on earth invented this kind of exercise equipment
Shirley Lueilwitz -2024-12-23
Where can I buy this thing? I ride my bike to work every day, and there's this dog that chases me and barks like crazy, I want to show him what's what.π
Polly Keebler -2024-12-23
Every hit makes the dog jump. I don't know if the human got thinner from working out, but the dog has definitely lost a couple of pounds from being scared.π
Alexys Robel -2024-12-23
It's him, I found him for everyone
Barry Schamberger-Cummings -2024-12-23
This sound is really loud for a dog, the dog is definitely scared
Alene Wisoky -2024-12-23
Suddenly, I have a way to deal with the kid upstairs riding their bike in the living room. Thanks π
Raquel Glover -2024-12-23
Dog: You're just ~scaring yourself~
Brionna Langosh -2024-12-23
Oh my goodness, this is just like how annoying it is when someone sets off firecrackers next to your ear during the holidays
Joshuah Leffler -2024-12-23
Forget the dog, even I felt my heart pounding when I heard that noise at the park. π Who designed this
Cody Blick -2024-12-23
πΆ: Why are you scaring me for no reason
Tremayne Pfeffer -2024-12-23
You have to know this is going to cause some trauma π, next time, when working out, move them away. π
Gregory Gerhold -2024-12-23
Previous line: 'Who hit me?! Come here, I'll bite you to death!' Next line: 'Sorry, I was wrong! A wise dog knows when to yield
Alverta VonRueden -2024-12-23
The dog's bark sounds like it's saying, 'Hey! You
Izabella Schiller -2024-12-23
π's ears are super sensitive, this is like someone setting off firecrackers next to your ear. π
Darien Hartmann -2024-12-23
A dog's hearing is much better than a human's, this is like setting off a cannon next to its ear, it's very uncomfortable
Susana Sauer -2024-12-23
Someone gets it, I jumped up at that moment
Katlyn Gorczany -2024-12-23
Doggo: If I've done something wrong, punish me, don't let this old lady kill me with this stuff. I'm still afraid to open my eyes
Katherine Romaguera -2024-12-23
Doggo: AHHH!! What's going on!! Don't hit me!! AHHH!! If I close my eyes, it'll be okay
Milton Dickinson -2024-12-23
Choosing between anger and frustration, it chose to be frustrated
Talon Murazik -2024-12-23
At first, I wanted to bark and protest, but then I realized it was useless, so I just hid. π
Cedrick Schmeler -2024-12-23
You can tell it's their dog, it's grumbling and complaining, but once it realizes it's not doing any good, it just shrinks back. π
Callie Kessler -2024-12-23
πΆ: You're trying to scare me, you scaredy-cat
Mia Zulauf -2024-12-23
The dog thinks about it for a bit, then decides not to get angry and just sulks back to its bed
Alphonso Bergnaum -2024-12-23
πΆ: Oh my god, this is more intense than fireworks! Zero frame start
Kellen Rippin -2024-12-23
Dog: Every slam hits me right in the heart
Gail Murphy -2024-12-23
πΆ: Can someone get me in touch with the animal shelter? I could use a couple of days there. π’
Madonna Yundt -2024-12-23
It's like setting off a firecracker next to your ear. Dogs are just afraid of loud noises, I don't know what's so funny
Rosie Cormier -2024-12-23
Dog: I'll pretend I didn't see anything. I'm really scared that rolling ball is gonna hit me
Ibrahim Smitham -2024-12-23
Doggo: If you wanna kill me, just say so, don't use exercising as an excuse
Dagmar Sporer -2024-12-23
Doggo: If that thing hits me, I'm gonna have bruises all over. π
Giovanny Kohler -2024-12-23
Dog: You're filming me? I'm asking you, where's the door
Helmer Walter -2024-12-23
Seriously, don't look at me when I jump like that, I was actually scared
Layne Harber -2024-12-23
Dog: If you wanna end my life, just say it. No need for these fancy theatrics. π
Lesly Nolan -2024-12-23
Dog: Dude, this ain't America, you can't just go around shooting. π
Astrid Walker -2024-12-23
At first, I wanted to yell at them, but then I realized it was useless, so I just hid. ππ
Sam White -2024-12-23
It was already hilarious, but then I checked the comments and I'm dying of laughter. π