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Chesley Bogan
Published on.12/15/2024

The perplexing behavior of a super-clingy kitten: a sweet yet maddening dilemma for its human

My kitten always sleeps with me, rubs against my face, and even hogs the blankets. Netizens are expressing envy, jealousy, and hatred, even suspecting I'm using catnip or some other 'secret weapon'. It's a hilariously sweet yet frustrating predicament

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Rosalyn Altenwerth
Rosalyn Altenwerth -2024-12-17
Cats lick their butts, it thinks your face smells like butt
Lyla DuBuque
Lyla DuBuque -2024-12-17
Burning the cat, I don't know who you're trying to seduce. (Pure malice)
Dorothy Armstrong
Dorothy Armstrong -2024-12-17
It definitely put catnip on its face. (Jealousy version)
Hattie Collier
Hattie Collier -2024-12-17
It must have sprayed on a lot of catnip spray. (Pure malice)
Micah Schultz
Micah Schultz -2024-12-17
It must have eaten a ton of cat treats. (Pure malice)
Pink Reichel
Pink Reichel -2024-12-17
Clingy in winter, indifferent in summer. 😭
Sanford Wilkinson-Bins
Sanford Wilkinson-Bins -2024-12-17
I wonder if you put catnip on your face? (Pure malice)
Iliana McClure
Iliana McClure -2024-12-17
It rubs against me, but runs away when I touch it! 😱
Mozelle Abshire
Mozelle Abshire -2024-12-17
Help! So cute! Are there any cats that don't shed? 😭
Gunnar Schulist
Gunnar Schulist -2024-12-17
I wonder how long you soaked its face in catnip? (Pure malice)
Lizzie Walter
Lizzie Walter -2024-12-17
My cat says yours is a flirtatious cat. (Pure malice)
Carroll Davis
Carroll Davis -2024-12-17
After my Erhu dies, I'm getting a clingy cat
Manuela Wisozk
Manuela Wisozk -2024-12-17
I told it not to move so I could take a picture, and it looked shocked
Bo Berge
Bo Berge -2024-12-17
Mine isn't interested in me. It only looks at handsome cats
Lurline Bayer
Lurline Bayer -2024-12-17
I wonder what's on its face. πŸ˜‘ (Pure malice)
Veronica Leannon
Veronica Leannon -2024-12-17
Can't cuddle it. Feels like there's steel rods in its neck
Eusebio Kshlerin
Eusebio Kshlerin -2024-12-17
I command you to send me your kitten, let me give it some love! 😒😒 (I'm destined to have a cat!)
Justyn Braun
Justyn Braun -2024-12-17
Gosh, I recognize that as my kitten! You cat thief! Give it back! 😒😒
Izabella Schinner
Izabella Schinner -2024-12-17
Based on its actions, it's not a very well-behaved kitten
Violette O'Keefe
Violette O'Keefe -2024-12-17
My boss is so clingy! I got it a female Golden Chinchilla kitten, and they sleep on either side of me 😒, so annoying! Then I got a Border Collie, and it's lying at my feet. I'm defeated. 😒
Alexane Kassulke
Alexane Kassulke -2024-12-17
Send the cat to me, and give me $20,000. If possible, I'd also like the author. πŸ‘€
Nico Johnston
Nico Johnston -2024-12-17
I have one too. It's so hard, I can't sell it, and it even got a shot
Alycia Schultz
Alycia Schultz -2024-12-17
It's obviously using catnip on its face and mouth to drug the cat! (Pure malice)
Annetta Kuvalis
Annetta Kuvalis -2024-12-17
Cat tongues are so prickly! That must hurt! (Pure jealousy, pure malice, my cat doesn't like me.)
Verdie Zulauf
Verdie Zulauf -2024-12-17
Watching TV while the kitten is super clingy πŸ˜„
Brenden Dicki
Brenden Dicki -2024-12-17
I'm going to beat up my rebellious son. Only when *it* wants to cuddle can you cuddle it. You can't pick it up otherwise. 😎😎
Bridget McGlynn
Bridget McGlynn -2024-12-17
It got shots, deworming, and a bath, but why do my eyes and ears itch when I cuddle with it? 🀫
Tremayne Schumm
Tremayne Schumm -2024-12-17
Who knows what it put on its face? (Pure malice)
Randi Abbott
Randi Abbott -2024-12-17
Sister, if a kitten this young is acting like this, it might have an itchy head. I've learned how to scratch cats. Send it to me and I'll treat it. Also, send some of its cat food. Don't be stingy, I'll send it back when it's healed
Sherman Kulas-Zulauf
Sherman Kulas-Zulauf -2024-12-17
I admit, I'm jealous 😒😒 Why does my cat act like I'm going to kill it if I pick it up? It jumps a mile high if I even touch it
Eileen Beer
Eileen Beer -2024-12-17
Super clingy, and it even basks in the sun against my 8-month pregnant belly.😜😜
Raina Tromp
Raina Tromp -2024-12-17
It rubbed all over my sweatshirt, leaving fur everywhere, then burrowed inside to sleep
Lilliana Schulist
Lilliana Schulist -2024-12-17
Open up! We have a report of a kitten addicted to human affection. Come with us. πŸ™‚
Kattie Heller
Kattie Heller -2024-12-17
I wonder what unspeakable methods were used. (Pure envy) 😒
Casimer Corkery
Casimer Corkery -2024-12-17
Ugh, why is your kitten like that? Did you wash your hair with catnip
Magali Pfannerstill
Magali Pfannerstill -2024-12-17
Mine has to be glued to me. Even when I'm doing homework, it has to lie on my lap. I thought it was cold, so I moved it somewhere else (with a blanket), but it crawled back to my lap! (There's homework on my lap, and it's cold!)
Wilbert Schaden
Wilbert Schaden -2024-12-17
So what? Mine already knows how to take care of babies. Humph. πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‘
Tobin Schmidt
Tobin Schmidt -2024-12-17
My cat rubs against my face like that, and then my face gets incredibly itchy and red afterwards! πŸ˜­πŸ˜…
Jonatan Herman
Jonatan Herman -2024-12-17
One day it just shoved its head into my chest to sleep, and I was so touched 😒!! But now it's abandoned me... Bros, do your mackerel tabby cats abandon you too? 😒
Lulu Romaguera
Lulu Romaguera -2024-12-17
I wonder if they put catnip on their face. (Pure jealousy)
Ramona Connelly
Ramona Connelly -2024-12-17
Our baby does the same thing! Loves doing this when I'm still half asleep. πŸ™‚ I can't even yell at it, because it's a sign of affection. I don't even want to talk about its paws on my neck
Brady Kertzmann
Brady Kertzmann -2024-12-17
You catnapper! That's clearly our cat! (False accusation, please don't misinterpret.)
Jane Cronin
Jane Cronin -2024-12-17
It's okay, my cat is clingy too
Sterling Schuster
Sterling Schuster -2024-12-17
After looking through all the comments, they're all fake. Only my cat's disdain for me is real. πŸŒ€
Emerson Schmeler
Emerson Schmeler -2024-12-17
It's just like that when they're kittens, who knows what happens when they grow up. (Pure malice)
Elroy Weissnat
Elroy Weissnat -2024-12-17
So clingy! And its little mouth smells bad
Eloisa Hodkiewicz
Eloisa Hodkiewicz -2024-12-17
It insists on sleeping on my hand. Bad cat! Ruined my gaming night
Valentine Gerhold
Valentine Gerhold -2024-12-17
Did you put honey on your face? (Not envy, just pure slander.)
Gino Kutch
Gino Kutch -2024-12-17
Why isn't my 4-month-old kitten clingy at all? 😭
Jena Stanton
Jena Stanton -2024-12-17
She gave birth to a 9+ pound baby, and both mom and baby are doing great! It's cold, so they're cuddling in the covers
Rosina West
Rosina West -2024-12-17
I got back from a late-night delivery at 1 AM and saw it sleeping in its bed. Why doesn't Mimi have to work? 😒
Kailey Block
Kailey Block -2024-12-17
Did you wash your face with catnip? (Pure malice)
Hudson Muller
Hudson Muller -2024-12-17
Mine's not clingy at all! I can only play with it while it's asleep
Al Crona
Al Crona -2024-12-17
I want to ask, my little stray cat got dewormed and bathed, but when I pet her, there are little granules in her fur. I looked and they're small, yellow things I can't remove. πŸŒ€πŸŒ€ What are they
Clara Frami
Clara Frami -2024-12-17
Who knows what's on their face?! πŸ˜‘ (Pure malice)
Napoleon Orn
Napoleon Orn -2024-12-17
Last night, I felt trapped under the covers. I couldn't turn over because of all the cats sleeping in a row in the middle of the bed! 😭 I moved them, pulled the covers up, and they just crawled back
Opal Mayert
Opal Mayert -2024-12-17
How do you train a cat like this? Is it too late for my 4-5 month old kitten
Dante Nikolaus
Dante Nikolaus -2024-12-17
Oh, I wonder if there's catnip on their face. (Pure malice)
Lauren Mraz
Lauren Mraz -2024-12-17
That's how I usually sit and play on my phone. She just sat down in front of me
Beau Lemke
Beau Lemke -2024-12-17
That cat's definitely up to no good. πŸ˜‰ (Pure malice)